The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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