Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.