The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!