The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 37.09 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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