Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.