The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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