The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made time wait.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 32.77 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
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