The best Chuck Norris jokes

The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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