The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
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