That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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