The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 32.77 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, new year
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
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