The best Chuck Norris jokes

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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