Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.