The best Chuck Norris jokes

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 41.76 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
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