The best communication jokes

Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot!
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.51 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?" Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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has 72.49 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, winter
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 72.46 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
[first day as a pilot] Control tower: What are your coordinates? Me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion. Control tower: Can you be more specific? Me: Simba
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has 72.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, work
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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has 72.17 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
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