The best communication jokes

While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, men, stupid, women
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
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has 72.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Q: How do you make holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, religious, science
Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following recorded prompt: "Please enter your account number as it appears on your card or statement." I did as instructed, and the system said, "Please enter your five-digit ZIP code." After I put that in, I got a third message: "If you would like your information in English, press one."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, phone
Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, technology, work
Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Instead of saying, "And here's your receipt," cashiers should say, "Will you throw this away for me?"
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
Two skeletons meet, and one asks the other, "Did you die before the Social Security reform, or after?" "No, I'm still alive."
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, political
"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me." "Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?" "Scissors," I replied.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, wine
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