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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel!! No, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'... know how to make them truly happy...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, divorce, genie, travel
Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?" Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, winter
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 72.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 72.80 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
Q: How do you make holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, religious, science
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, IT, marriage, technology
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
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has 72.77 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, technology, work
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