The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call a very small valentine? A: A valen-tiny!
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, Valentines day
Did you hear about the new book about anti-gravity? I just can't seem to put it down.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, science
George W. Bush and Bill Clinton both decided to have biographies written about them. George called him "The Three Most Powerful Men - Bush, Dick, and Colon". Bill called his "Sex Between the Bushes"
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, political, sex
Q: What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and you'll go places.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, Valentines day
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load." He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, driving, winter, work
A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother: "Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale." "Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, family, husband
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 74.05 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?" Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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has 74.05 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, winter
A guy rang up to air port and said: "Do you mind me please to ask how long is from New York to Sanfransico? The lady replied "A moment..." Then the guy said "Thank you" and ceased conversation.
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has 73.90 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, stupid, time, travel
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