The best communication jokes

An elderly couple in their 80's were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says "what did he say". The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we are going. He then tells the officer that we are going to Florida. The customs officer now asks how long they were going to Florida for. The wife says "what did he say". The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know how long we are going to Florida for. The husband tells the officer that they were going for 2 months. The customs officer then asks where they were coming from. The wife says "what did he say". The husband turns to his wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we were coming from. The husband tells the officer that they were from Hamilton. The customs officer thinks for a minute and tells the husband that he had dated a lady from Hamilton and she was the worst piece of ass he ever had. The wife says "what did he say". The husband turns to his wife and says "He thinks he knows you".
Vote:
has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, dating, old people, travel
[first day as a pilot] Control tower: What are your coordinates? Me: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion. Control tower: Can you be more specific? Me: Simba
Vote:
has 73.13 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, work
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot!
Vote:
has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
Vote:
has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, stupid
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
Vote:
has 72.87 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?" Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
Vote:
has 72.81 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, winter
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
Vote:
has 72.80 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Vote:
has 72.74 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
Vote:
has 72.71 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
Two skeletons meet, and one asks the other, "Did you die before the Social Security reform, or after?" "No, I'm still alive."
Vote:
has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, political
<<<13141516
More jokes →
Page 13 of 45.