The best communication jokes

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load." He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, driving, winter, work
Q: What do you call a very small valentine? A: A valen-tiny!
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, Valentines day
Q: What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and you'll go places.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, Valentines day
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, stupid
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 74.05 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 73.90 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
Q: What did the farmer say when he is driving down the road on a steep hill and his right front wheel falls off? A: "You picked a poor time to leave me loose wheel."
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, driving, time
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 73.86 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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