The best communication jokes

Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
Q: Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? A: Because they take things. Literally.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication
"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, cop, driving, family
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
Q: What did the grape say when it was crushed? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, communication, wine
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Jim is up north on a trip and his car breaks down. He checks it out for a minute and being a mechanic he pretty quickly knows he needs a tow truck. He opens his phone and has no signal so he starts walking. A few minutes later he here's the bass of a car coming in the distance, bht dum dum do buh dum dum do. He waits and sees a low riding car pull up next to him. The windows roll down and smoke pours out. He sees a bunch of empty beer bottles. The driver and his 3 passengers ask "hey man! Need a lift? We saw your car up the road?" He thinks for a minute and decides not to go with them. The ask what's wrong with the car the mechanic replies "uhh just piston broke that's all" the driven than replies "eh so are we man hop in!"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, men, phone, travel
My wife said to me, "For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before." So I said, "Try the kitchen!"
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, communication, marriage, mean, travel
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
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