The best communication jokes

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, men, technology, time
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beauty, communication, sex, women
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 73.13 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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has 73.07 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
A nursing assistant, a floor nurse and a charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room. In walks a lady dressed in silk scarves and wearing large polished-stone jewelry. "I am Gina the Great," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!" With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise. The nurses quickly argued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish. Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first. "I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone. The floor nurse went next. "I wish I were rich and retired, and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well-groomed men feeding me cocoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she too was gone. "Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady. The charge nurse said, "I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, genie, nurse, work
My dick is too long and it causes some problems for me. On the other day when I with my girlfriend went to cinema suddenly I had an erection so that the shadow of my penis was reflected on the screen. Somebody from the corner shouted: "Mr bald sit down please we want to see the movie!"
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has 72.80 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, life
Q: What did the grape say when it was crushed? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, communication, wine
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