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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment!
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, mother in law, time
Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, memory, school
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
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