The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call a very small valentine? A: A valen-tiny!
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, Valentines day
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
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has 72.18 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, ethnic, phone, women
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, men, technology, time
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, mean, men, wife
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