The best communication jokes

Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash." Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, IT, marriage, technology
Calling for information about one of my credit cards, I got the following recorded prompt: "Please enter your account number as it appears on your card or statement." I did as instructed, and the system said, "Please enter your five-digit ZIP code." After I put that in, I got a third message: "If you would like your information in English, press one."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, phone
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?" Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1." Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit." Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead." Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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has 71.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, kids, teacher, vulgar
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
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