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Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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