The best communication jokes

I was looking at the pies offered by a nearby café. They had cherry, apple, berry, peach, and Herman's. "What type of pie is Herman's?" I asked the waiter. "Apple," he said. "Then why is it called Herman's pie?" "Because Herman called in to reserve it."
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food
A lawyer was asked if he likes to become a Jehovah's Witness. He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but replied that he would still be interested in taking the case.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, mean, money, religious
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, memory, school
A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. "Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, hunting
A professor and a doctor both love the same girl. Each one tries to get rid of the other. Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week. Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there. When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, food, love, teacher
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
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