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How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
An elderly black man goes to see his doctor for help with his sexual performance issues. The doctor explains that Viagra isn't going to work this time. The man goes back to the doctor a month later for a follow-up. This time he is wearing a new tuxedo, shined shoes, and a top-hat. The doctor is impressed and asks what the occasion is. The old man says, "If I'm gonna be impotent I'm gonna look impotent!"
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, mean, men, wife
A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office. He said he would go the next day. So the next morning he goes but when he gets there he realized he forgot his license and she said that was fine she could tell his age by the hair on his chest. So he opened his shirt and everything went smoothly. He got home and told his wife what happened and she said: "well honey if you would have pulled down your pants you could have filed for disability."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, mean, sex, wife
A guy and a girl are roommates in college. The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and: Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..." Her: "Really?!" Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?" Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore." Him: "Great! So he's available?"
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: college, communication, gay, love, mean
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: christian, communication, ethnic, heaven, time
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship
Q: How do you make holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, religious, science
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 71.34 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
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