The best communication jokes

Instead of saying, "And here's your receipt," cashiers should say, "Will you throw this away for me?"
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My dotor told me: "I've tow news for U; one good and the other one bad, which one do U prefer to hear first?" I replied I prefer the good one. Doctor: "U will die after next 24 hours!" I told: "Then what is the bad newsrnDoctor: "I forgot to tell U yesterday!"
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
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More jokes about: car, communication, cop, driving, family
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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Son: "Dad, I'm cold..." Dad: "Stand in a corner, they're usually ninety degrees!"
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