The best communication jokes

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. "Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, hunting
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 71.36 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing. He found her to be possessive and she hated his contractions. The marriage felt like a sentence.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
A tomato walks into work and a potato says: "Hello, Tomatoe..." He responds: "My name is not Tomatoe, it's just Tomato. How would you like it if I called you "Potatoe"? "Well, that would just be weird because my name is Rick!"
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, work
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, Yo mama
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, health
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