The best communication jokes

A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. "Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, hunting
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword. Paddy asks, "How do you spell paint"? Murphy replies, "What color?"
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, stupid
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 71.36 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
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has 71.34 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, Yo mama
Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing. He found her to be possessive and she hated his contractions. The marriage felt like a sentence.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
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