The best communication jokes

Q: What did the farmer say when he is driving down the road on a steep hill and his right front wheel falls off? A: "You picked a poor time to leave me loose wheel."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, driving, time
I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, dirty, sex
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment!
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 66.63 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
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