The best communication jokes

I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment!
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 66.83 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, dog, health
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
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