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Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, Yo mama
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, mean, men, wife
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
My dotor told me: "I've tow news for U; one good and the other one bad, which one do U prefer to hear first?" I replied I prefer the good one. Doctor: "U will die after next 24 hours!" I told: "Then what is the bad newsrnDoctor: "I forgot to tell U yesterday!"
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, doctor, life, time
A guy and a girl are roommates in college. The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and: Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..." Her: "Really?!" Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?" Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore." Him: "Great! So he's available?"
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: college, communication, gay, love, mean
Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?" Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1." Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit." Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead." Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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has 69.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, kids, teacher, vulgar
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 69.79 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
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