Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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I bought a lottery ticket.
My son asked me: "Dady if your ticket wins $100,000 what will you do?"
I replied: "A travel to Europe, drink best and most expensive wines, making sex by the most beautiful actress and so on."
He again asked: "If unfortunately, your ticket didn't win what would be your action?"
I angrily gazed him then I told him: "I don't move here, drink some booze and beer; fuck your mother."
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water.
I decided to tell the waitress.
"This soup is awful," I said.
"I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: What did the farmer say when he is driving down the road on a steep hill and his right front wheel falls off?
A: "You picked a poor time to leave me loose wheel."
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Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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I don't like the term "anal bleaching".
I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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Q: What was the world's first palindrome?
A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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