The best communication jokes

Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face? A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 70.41 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, memory, school
My dotor told me: "I've tow news for U; one good and the other one bad, which one do U prefer to hear first?" I replied I prefer the good one. Doctor: "U will die after next 24 hours!" I told: "Then what is the bad newsrnDoctor: "I forgot to tell U yesterday!"
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has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, doctor, life, time
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 70.16 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 70.11 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
My wife found a porn magazine in our son's room the other day. She showed it to me, and it was BDSM. She asked me "What we should do?" Me: "Probably not spank him." She belted me with the magazine. Now I know where he gets it from.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, life, wife
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