The best communication jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office. He said he would go the next day. So the next morning he goes but when he gets there he realized he forgot his license and she said that was fine she could tell his age by the hair on his chest. So he opened his shirt and everything went smoothly. He got home and told his wife what happened and she said: "well honey if you would have pulled down your pants you could have filed for disability."
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, mean, sex, wife
Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, "I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition." "The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance,'What's your condition?" Phil answered, "Tell me your wish in just three words." There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, "Clean my house."
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, money, women
An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor: "So, I'm getting married again next week, doc!" "Oh, that's wonderful! And how old is the bride?" "She's 19." "That's fantastic – but I have to warn you, too much action in the bed can be deadly!" "Ah well, if she dies, I'll just have to remarry."
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, doctor, marriage, old people
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, health
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing. He found her to be possessive and she hated his contractions. The marriage felt like a sentence.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
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