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The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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The buzzword of this election is "CHANGE." Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to. Just that we need CHANGE! This brings to mind the following illustration... Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately." He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..." "Change, now get on with it!" And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, military, political, time
Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face? A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Dear haters, I can't help but notice that awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 68.93 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
One day little Johnny was playing on his push car that u sit on and push with your feet. His looked like a bus, and as such he was the bus driver. Little Johnny would drive a little, stop, and say "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to get off, get off." His mother was in the kitchen and thought surely I didn't hear him correctly. But then once again, little Johnny stopped and said "all you mother fuckers that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want t o get off, get off." So him mom came running out and told her young son he was to go to his room 'till he learned to play right. About 20 minutes later Johnny came out to play. Be reassured his mom he learned his lesson. So, back on his bus, he began driving around again. He stopped and said "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. And all you nice people that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuckers that want to know why I'm late, ask the bitch in the kitchen.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, little Johnny, time, vulgar
I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
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