The best communication jokes

Two skeletons meet, and one asks the other, "Did you die before the Social Security reform, or after?" "No, I'm still alive."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, political
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement" Me: "Thank you."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, prison, time
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
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