The best communication jokes

A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 69.11 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 68.99 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, Halloween
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, doctor, military, navy
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 68.60 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. "Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode." "This I've got to hear," the Sailor said. "It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, navy, technology, wife
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication
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