The best communication jokes

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, doctor, military, navy
One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, "how was your weekend?" "Good." Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me." Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?" "I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his ass." "Rectum is the word you're looking for," she says. "Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or oral?" And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was anal... 'Cuz it went like shit!"
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, vulgar
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 66.90 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 66.87 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
Pritam is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway when he spots his friend Shankar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Shankar is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. Pritam gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Shankar and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" Shankar replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks Pritam, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are outstanding in their field."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, driving, friendship, stupid
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