The best communication jokes

Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Q: What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and you'll go places.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, Valentines day
A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. "Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, hunting
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, communication, tax
I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 66.43 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. "Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode." "This I've got to hear," the Sailor said. "It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, navy, technology, wife
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