The best communication jokes

The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
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has 68.62 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, sport
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Q: What did the fire monster that was slayed by the water monster say? A: "You're cold."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, business, communication
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, Yo mama
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