The best communication jokes

Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, health, stupid
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, communication, tax
Q: What did the farmer say when he is driving down the road on a steep hill and his right front wheel falls off? A: "You picked a poor time to leave me loose wheel."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, driving, time
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
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has 66.44 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, "how was your weekend?" "Good." Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me." Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?" "I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his ass." "Rectum is the word you're looking for," she says. "Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
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has 66.04 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot!
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 65.56 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
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