The best communication jokes

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, doctor, military, navy
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
Q: What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and you'll go places.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, Valentines day
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 67.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
Pritam is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway when he spots his friend Shankar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Shankar is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. Pritam gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Shankar and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" Shankar replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks Pritam, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are outstanding in their field."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, driving, friendship, stupid
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
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has 66.77 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 66.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
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