The best communication jokes

I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 66.43 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. "If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?" The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?" He promptly replied, "Another train."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication, kids, work
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 65.78 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, sex
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 65.72 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law. "Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode." "This I've got to hear," the Sailor said. "It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, navy, technology, wife
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