The best communication jokes

Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, stupid
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
The buzzword of this election is "CHANGE." Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to. Just that we need CHANGE! This brings to mind the following illustration... Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately." He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..." "Change, now get on with it!" And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, military, political, time
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, doctor, military, navy
One day, a guy walks into a pub and orders a beer. His friend walks up and sees his red eyes and asks, "Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted". He replies,"Yeah, I heard about what happened in your house yesterday too. Tough." His friend says, "Yeah, I wish I could trust my wife a little more - wait... How did you know about that?" He says,"I was there" and continues chugging his beer.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, friendship, marriage, mean
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs. "Why couldn't this happen on my last day of hunting?!" the hunter cried to the doctor. "It did," the doctor replied.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, hunting, mean, time
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
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has 67.32 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, sport
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