The best communication jokes

Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
Doctor: "You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!" Patient: "And that's what I did. And it wasn't easy because up until now I didn't smoke at all!"
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, health, stupid
Q: What did the farmer say when he is driving down the road on a steep hill and his right front wheel falls off? A: "You picked a poor time to leave me loose wheel."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, driving, time
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 66.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?" Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1." Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit." Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead." Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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has 66.17 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, kids, teacher, vulgar
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
Q: What do you call a very small valentine? A: A valen-tiny!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, Valentines day
Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement" Me: "Thank you."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, prison, time
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