The best communication jokes

One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, fish, kids
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 65.43 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot!
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication
Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?" Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1." Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit." Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead." Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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has 65.22 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, kids, teacher, vulgar
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, "how was your weekend?" "Good." Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me." Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?" "I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his ass." "Rectum is the word you're looking for," she says. "Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
A builder was once building a fence to surround a farmer's sheep. The builder finished, and the farmer was ready to pay. The builder then came up to the farmer and said: "Sir, I hope this isn't too a-fenc-ive.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, work
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
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