The best communication jokes

A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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Q: What did the fire monster that was slayed by the water monster say? A: "You're cold."
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A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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My wife found a porn magazine in our son's room the other day. She showed it to me, and it was BDSM. She asked me "What we should do?" Me: "Probably not spank him." She belted me with the magazine. Now I know where he gets it from.
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