The best communication jokes

Little Johnny: "I've piss may I go out?" Teacher : "Piss is an impolite word instead you say I've number 1." Jimmy: "May I go out? I want to shit." Teacher: "Shit is also a bad word it is better to use number 2 instead." Ronald: "There is a wind in my belly give me please a number for it."
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has 66.78 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, kids, teacher, vulgar
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, men, women
I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, Halloween
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, dog, health
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