The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 62.82 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 62.19 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
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