The best communication jokes

Judge: "You are sentenced to 2 years of solitary confinement" Me: "Thank you."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, prison, time
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 61.43 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: christian, communication, ethnic, heaven, time
If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 60.67 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
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