Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."