The best communication jokes

Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 64.17 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 63.76 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
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