The best communication jokes

I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 60.73 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
Yesterday I lost my pen. Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand." She began to laugh. I don'nt why...
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 60.19 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
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