The best communication jokes

Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
A college Professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. Again the Professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God! I'm still waiting!" His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor and punched him full-force in the face. The Professor tumbled from his lofty platform, and he was out cold before he hit the floor. At first the students were shocked, and they babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silently. The class fell silent... waiting. Eventually, the Professor came to. When he finally regained the power of speech, he glared at the young Marine in the front row. "What's the matter with you? Why on earth did you do that?" The Marine smiled. "God was busy. He sent me."
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has 63.59 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: atheist, communication, god, military, school
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
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