The best communication jokes

Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 63.65 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me? A: I'll be back.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad
Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
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