The best communication jokes

Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
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