The best communication jokes

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
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