Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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Joke has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner.
Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck.
The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up.
Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in.
"Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Joke has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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