The best communication jokes

In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 49.65 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 49.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 48.99 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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has 48.60 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
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