The best communication jokes

My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, women
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
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