There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!