Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!