My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!"
Johny: "I have no idea."
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through.
The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?"
The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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