Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory."
The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?"
Johny: "What?"
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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Joke has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny...
Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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Joke has 49.52 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher