The best communication jokes

In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 49.30 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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has 49.05 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 48.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
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