The best communication jokes

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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, money, technology, work
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 49.39 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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has 48.98 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, old people, time
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
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