The best communication jokes

Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
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