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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 49.39 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny...
Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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Joke has 48.98 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
A: "You're not owld enough."
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats
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