The best communication jokes

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."

After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!

Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"

Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.

Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."

Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.

Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.

Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"