They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."