They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
A: "You're not owld enough."
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!"
Johny: "I have no idea."
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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