Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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Joke has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Joke has 51.36 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs.
When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble".
When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 50.27 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people