Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex?
A: freak.
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A lady goes to the doctor, and says:
"Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?"
The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first."
So the lady takes her clothes off.
Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back."
A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it.
The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?"
And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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Joke has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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Joke has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks.
On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club.
When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said:
"Mine is 10 inches long"
The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing:
"Here isn't a suitable place for you."
The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Joke has 50.90 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid