The best communication jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, ethnic, sex, stupid
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
Mr. and Mrs. Apostrophe are divorcing. He found her to be possessive and she hated his contractions. The marriage felt like a sentence.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 49.08 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
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