Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex?
A: freak.
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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs.
When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble".
When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"