What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Joke has 50.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
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Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 50.49 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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