The best communication jokes

One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
Vote:
has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
Vote:
has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Vote:
has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and he really needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go pee pee!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, you should be old enough to know that this is not the proper word to use?" "The correct word would be urinate." "Now Johnny, would you please use the word urinate in a sentence?" Little Johnny thought for a moment then said:, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten!"
Vote:
has 53.05 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, little Johnny, teacher
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
Vote:
has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
A professor and a doctor both love the same girl. Each one tries to get rid of the other. Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week. Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there. When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, food, love, teacher
<<<37383940
More jokes →
Page 37 of 44.