The best communication jokes

What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 50.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 50.49 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
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