The best communication jokes

My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, medical
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, old people, time
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 48.28 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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has 48.01 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
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