The best communication jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
has 49.48 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
has 48.79 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
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