The best communication jokes

Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, family, wedding
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 47.02 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, old people, time
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
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