The best communication jokes

"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 41.62 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
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