A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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