The best communication jokes

Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, money, technology, work
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, medical
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