The best communication jokes

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, old people, time
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 47.90 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 47.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
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