The best communication jokes

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
has 47.64 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, family, wedding
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
has 47.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
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