"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T
hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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