The best communication jokes

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, money, technology, work
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
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