"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"