The best communication jokes

A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 49.30 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, old people, time
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
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