There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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