The best communication jokes

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, bird, communication, party
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, medical
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