Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through.
The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?"
The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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