Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.