You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? A: "You're not owld enough."
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.