Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
A: "You're not owld enough."
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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