There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Q: What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
A: "You're not owld enough."
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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A: "What is your biggest fear?"
B: "Being forgotten, what's yours?"
B: "Hello"
B: "?"
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?"
Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?"
Boss "Get out."
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!"
Johny: "I have no idea."
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