Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!