The best communication jokes

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, women
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 45.30 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
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