The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
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