The best communication jokes

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, old people, time
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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has 48.01 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 47.20 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
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