The best communication jokes

Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
A: "What is your biggest fear?" B: "Being forgotten, what's yours?" B: "Hello" B: "?"
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
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