The best communication jokes

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 47.06 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
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