My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Joke has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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Joke has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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