My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.