There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job:
"Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?"
Johny: "Openness!"
Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!"
Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats
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