The best communication jokes

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, vulgar
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
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