The best communication jokes

My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, death
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
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