Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Q: Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like? A: Cavrone puta puta puta.
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".