The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, women
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 45.42 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
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