The best communication jokes

A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 43.09 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 42.42 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, medical
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
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