The best communication jokes

Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 42.96 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 42.67 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
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