The best communication jokes

"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, church, communication
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 45.24 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
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