The best communication jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, medical
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
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