The best communication jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 40.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, democrat, political
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
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