Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"