The best communication jokes

Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 44.66 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, medical
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
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