My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!