The best communication jokes

My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 43.51 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
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