Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS: Dangerous Excessive Member Of Crazy Rats
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"