The best communication jokes

The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, medical
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 40.84 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
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