Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Lately, I was by the urologist. He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.