The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!"
Johny: "I have no idea."
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Lately, I was by the urologist.
He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.
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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner.
Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck.
The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up.
Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in.
"Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"