The best communication jokes

A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..".
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, marriage, stupid
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 45.85 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, lawyer
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 44.49 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, customer service, phone, stupid
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