The best computer jokes

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 75.61 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 75.36 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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has 75.30 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, women
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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has 74.93 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, IT, marriage, romantic
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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has 74.51 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, doctor, IT, programmer
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 72.57 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 71.44 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.76 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
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