The best computer jokes

Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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has 76.20 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, women
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 76.18 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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has 75.23 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, IT, marriage, romantic
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 75.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 75.01 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, women
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