The best computer jokes

90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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has 75.45 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, women
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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has 74.78 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, IT, marriage, romantic
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 74.40 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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has 74.21 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, doctor, IT, programmer
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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