The best computer jokes

I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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has 76.30 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, women
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 75.52 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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has 75.51 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, IT, marriage, romantic
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, women
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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has 73.43 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, doctor, IT, programmer
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 73.18 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 72.00 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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