The best computer jokes

With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 76.33 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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has 75.91 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, women
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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has 75.16 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, IT, marriage, romantic
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 74.86 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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has 74.21 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, doctor, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, music, technology
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
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has 72.99 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, game
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