The best computer jokes

Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 76.15 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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has 75.68 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, women
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
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has 74.94 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, IT, marriage, romantic
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 74.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"
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has 74.21 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: animal, computer, doctor, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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