The best computer jokes

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
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has 80.50 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: car, computer, IT, science
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 79.10 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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has 78.85 % from 2245 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.76 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 78.29 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.15 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 77.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 76.81 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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has 76.15 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
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