The best computer jokes

A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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has 80.45 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, IT
Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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has 80.43 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 79.17 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 78.83 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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has 78.72 % from 2508 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.37 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.11 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 77.67 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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