The best computer jokes

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
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has 79.74 % from 465 votes. More jokes about: animal, beauty, computer, IT, programmer
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 79.17 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 79.06 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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has 78.88 % from 2649 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.58 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.26 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 77.76 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, money, technology
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