The best computer jokes

Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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has 80.73 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 79.05 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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has 78.80 % from 2327 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, computer, math, racist
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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has 78.77 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: computer, customer service, game, IT
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 78.30 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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has 78.27 % from 393 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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has 78.15 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
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has 78.12 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, geek, IT, life
A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
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has 77.20 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: age, computer, dad, IT, programmer
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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