1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.
2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth.
3. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you.
Should he refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you.
4. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may continue his persuit of you in full stride.
5. You may stop running at any time, at your own risk.
6. Good luck. On your mark, get set....GO!!!!!
Two undercover police officers assigned to the organized crime unit were overlooking a bloody mob hit scene.
The victim had six gun shot wounds to the back of the head.
One cop looks at the other and utters, "Worst case of suicide I've ever seen."
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law
to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?”
The farmer replied, “No, I didn’t knowed that.”
The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, “To Memphis”.
The cop said, “I will let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”
So the farmer promised he would.Several days later the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.
The cop said “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis”.
And to this the farmer replied “I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.
Police are looking into it.
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
The officer reported to the watch commander about having no luck with the witness.
"Did you browbeat him, yell at him, and ask him every question you could come up with?" asked the watch commander.
"I certainly did."
"And?"
"And he said, 'Yes dear you're right,' and dozed off!"
A sargeant bawled out a rookie.
"Did you watch all of the exits like I told you?"
"Yep," the rookie answered.
"I think he must have left by one of the entrances!