The best cop jokes

Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 44.64 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cop
How is a police car like a women? It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cop, women
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner." No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: cop
A cop stopped a drunk at about dawn. The cop asked, "Can you explain why you're out at this hour?" "If I could," the drunk said, "I'd be home by now!"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: cop
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop, lawyer, wife
A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, cop
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, drunk
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