The best cop jokes

Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, Yo mama
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid
Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, cop
The officer reported to the watch commander about having no luck with the witness. "Did you browbeat him, yell at him, and ask him every question you could come up with?" asked the watch commander. "I certainly did." "And?" "And he said, 'Yes dear you're right,' and dozed off!"
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: cop
A sargeant bawled out a rookie. "Did you watch all of the exits like I told you?" "Yep," the rookie answered. "I think he must have left by one of the entrances!
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: cop
Did you hear about the policeman who found a stolen car on Acacia Street? He pushed it onto Park Street – he couldn’t spell Acacia.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: cop
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids
A man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his tub. The tub had been filled with milk, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks. Police suspect a cereal killer.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: cop
A police officer pulled a car over and arrested the driver for stealing the car. When he questioned the driver why he stold the car, the driver explained, "It was parked outside a cemetery and I thought the owner was dead!"
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: cop
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