The best dad jokes

Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, kids
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
has 60.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, family, IT
A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids
Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me? A: I'll be back.
has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
has 58.80 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dad, ugly, Yo mama
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dad, life
Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers? The family: No idea Dad: Mentos
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dad, family
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
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