The best death jokes

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bird, blonde, death, stupid
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 74.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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has 74.49 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: asian, death, ethnic
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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has 74.45 % from 1603 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, life
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "Hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, food
Eleven year old’s environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: "When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead."
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has 74.27 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: age, death, school
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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