Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!