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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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