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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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