The best death jokes

The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it's Halloween!
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.
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