The best death jokes

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: death, lawyer
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 50.46 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
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