The best death jokes

Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: death, math
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 57.75 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 57.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
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