The best death jokes

Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
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has 50.82 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, work
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
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