Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.