The best death jokes

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 50.98 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, work
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, "Please, Mary, put down that damn gun..."
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: church, death, husband, marriage
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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