Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Vote:
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
Vote:
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Vote:
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Q: What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking?
A: When my phone dies, I actually give a fuck.
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Vote:
Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
Vote: