The best death jokes

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 33.03 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Q: What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking? A: When my phone dies, I actually give a fuck.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, phone
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 32.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 31.97 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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