The best death jokes

A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, mexican
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, couple, death, winter
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
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