The best dentist jokes

Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Dear God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, mean
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, geography
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