Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.