The best dentist jokes

A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dentist, prison
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dentist, golf
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