The best dentist jokes

Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dentist
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dentist, golf
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, religious
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