Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.