The best dentist jokes

A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Dear God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, mean
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dentist
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dentist, prison
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, time
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