Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Dear God!" he said startled.
"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK Doc!" replied the patient.
"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist.
"That was the echo."
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?"
Boy: "I don't know, Why?"
Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.