Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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