The best dentist jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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