The best dentist jokes

Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dentist, kids
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dating, dentist, work
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, religious
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, geography
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