The best dirty jokes

Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, wife, work
Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a sperm bank? A: The sperm is handmade.
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has 78.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, health, money
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
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has 78.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, family, work
Two doctors are having s*x, he says to her, "You must be a surgeon, you washed your hands before and after." She replies, "Well you must be an anesthetist, because I didn't feel a f*cking thing!"
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has 78.42 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"
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has 78.31 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, money, sex, time
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the kitchen table one morning. The youngest moans "the economy is so bad, I can only get $20 for a blowjob. The middle aged hooker says "shit, you think that's bad? In my day $5 was a good trick" The oldest says "shit, back in the depression we was just happy to have something warm in our bellies"
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has 78.31 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick? A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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has 78.25 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?” The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!” So the woman asked, “Is this a record?” To which the man replied, “No, its average!”
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has 78.18 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music, women
Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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has 78.15 % from 1907 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, weather
A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."
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has 78.08 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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