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A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
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Girl: I get horny everytime I hear something sexual, it's weird I know, but anyway, what's your name? Me: Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
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has 76.53 % from 750 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A girl married with a man who had only one foot. Next day her mother rang her and asked: "My little tell me how did U feel the marriage?" Her daughter replied: "Woo real splendid; alas he has only one foot!" Her mom answered: "You must be too lucky, when I married your dad; he had only one inch!"
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has 76.48 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, family, sex, wedding
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
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has 76.46 % from 513 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish, sex
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 76.44 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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has 76.41 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, family, work
Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, pirate
Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a sperm bank? A: The sperm is handmade.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, health, money
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