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Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: Cucumber, dirty people.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, life, sex
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church... everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
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has 76.21 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: church, dating, dirty
A man is on a plane. The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says to the co-pilot, "I could use two things right now, a cup of coffee and a blowjob." Stuartist runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom. The man stands up and says, "Hey hun, dont forget the coffee."
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
After working together for a while, Frank and Jane's office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to her, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!" To which Jane replies, "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies Warrior: I am going to r*pe you all. Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother. Grand mother: Shut up, war is war.
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has 76.19 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you're up all night.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, viagra
A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. "How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
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has 76.09 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty, medical, parrot, viagra
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, work
During an international gynaecology conference, an English doctor, Dr. UK, Steve, and a French doctor, Dr. Myrddin, were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently. "Only last week," Dr. Myrddin said, "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!" "Don't be absurd, "Dr. UK Steve exclaimed, "It couldn't have been that big. My God, man, she wouldn't be able to walk if it were." "Aah, you English, always thinking about size," replied Dr. Myrddin. "I was talking about the flavour!"
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has 76.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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