What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!
What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
When do boys ask for a girl’s hand? When they get bored by theirs!
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
Bill and John, in their 80's decided to visit the Madam for one last sexual encounter. The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 blow-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed. Bill and John told the Madam that "We are here for the last time". The Madam sent Bill upstairs to the room on the left and John to the room on the right. After an hour Bill and John left the rooms, paid the Madam and left. Bill and John were very quiet until Bill said: "How was yours"? John said, "I think she was dead". John said, "How was yours"? Bill said, "I think she was a witch". John replied, "How did you know she was a witch"? Bill said, "Well I got on top of her, bit her nipple, she farted and flew out the window."
Girl: I get horny everytime I hear something sexual, it's weird I know, but anyway, what's your name? Me: Sir BJ Anal The 69th.