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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 76.77 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!
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has 76.70 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did one tit say to the other? I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
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has 76.67 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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has 76.62 % from 576 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When do boys ask for a girl’s hand? When they get bored by theirs!
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has 76.62 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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has 76.54 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: dirty, redneck, sex, sport
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, work
Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, wife, work
Bill and John, in their 80's decided to visit the Madam for one last sexual encounter. The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 blow-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed. Bill and John told the Madam that "We are here for the last time". The Madam sent Bill upstairs to the room on the left and John to the room on the right. After an hour Bill and John left the rooms, paid the Madam and left. Bill and John were very quiet until Bill said: "How was yours"? John said, "I think she was dead". John said, "How was yours"? Bill said, "I think she was a witch". John replied, "How did you know she was a witch"? Bill said, "Well I got on top of her, bit her nipple, she farted and flew out the window."
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has 76.44 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, money, old people, sex
Girl: I get horny everytime I hear something sexual, it's weird I know, but anyway, what's your name? Me: Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
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has 76.42 % from 778 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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