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Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," the lady said. "Now you have to remove them."
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, husband
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ball room.
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has 71.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 71.58 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "firetruck"! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
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has 71.53 % from 819 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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has 71.41 % from 1224 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that." Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!"
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has 71.36 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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has 71.36 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room. ''Sure,'' the woman says. ''Let me go wash my hands first.'' After she washes her hands, they have sex. After they are finished, she washes her hands again. This is really starting to annoy the male doctor so he says, ''You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands.'' Angry at this remark, the woman says, ''Well, you must be an anasthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!''
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has 71.33 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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has 71.25 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
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