The best dirty jokes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 72.63 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
Pr*stitute in the police station. The desk officer sayes "so when did you realise you were raped ?" She replies ... "when the cheque bounced !"
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I discovered that I'd spent an hour walking around a mall with a shoe store's "Feel the Comfort" sticker stuck to my body. More humiliating? It was attached to my left breast.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, work
I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. Its a nightmare... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money!
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has 72.50 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?" Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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has 72.49 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, winter
I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 72.46 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
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has 72.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
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