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Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Friend pisses me off so I poked holes in his condom the night before he uses it. Three months later... my mom's pregnant.
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has 72.67 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?" Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
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has 72.66 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, winter
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Q: Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks? A: Better traction.
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, travel
A boss has to fire one of 2 workers, Jack and Jill. However, Both Jack and Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really, really difficult to pick. So after their shifts, Jack goes home before Jill does, and the boss goes over to Jill just before she gets into her car. He informs her of his dilemma. "Hey Jill, I have a problem." "Ok Boss, what is it?" she asks "I Can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off, what would you suggest?" "Well, you'd better get the vasoline, i'm going home!"
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, management, masturbation, work
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.
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has 72.59 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
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has 72.45 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football
Two liars were talking together: First: "My father built 1550 miles of 101 freeway in west of US lonely in one night." Second: "That is nothing but I've been born from my mother's ass." First: "It's impossible. I do'nt believe you." Second: "Shut up. I've believed your 1550 miles distance but why you don't believe my only 4 inches length?"
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has 72.45 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, vulgar, work
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