The best dirty jokes

Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, viagra
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ball room.
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.
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has 72.31 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Friend pisses me off so I poked holes in his condom the night before he uses it. Three months later... my mom's pregnant.
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has 72.16 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," the lady said. "Now you have to remove them."
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has 72.14 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, husband
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