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Their was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel. "How come you have your t*ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant. "Well why do you have your d*ck on your face?"
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has 69.53 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
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has 69.45 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, dirty, sex
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room. ''Sure,'' the woman says. ''Let me go wash my hands first.'' After she washes her hands, they have sex. After they are finished, she washes her hands again. This is really starting to annoy the male doctor so he says, ''You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands.'' Angry at this remark, the woman says, ''Well, you must be an anasthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!''
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has 69.37 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom? One you go in the other you come in!
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A bloke asks his mate "do you ever talk to your wife during sex ?" His mate replies "yeah, if she calls."
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover? A: His ass!
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, vulgar
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 69.30 % from 755 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
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