The best dirty jokes

Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, kids
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, weather
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 69.31 % from 745 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
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has 69.29 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school, sex
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, dirty, food, money
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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has 69.22 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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has 69.17 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 69.11 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
I would kick you straight in the vagina... If I wasn't afraid of losing my shoe.
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has 68.86 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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