The best dirty jokes

Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, masturbation, sex, vulgar
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
has 69.16 % from 738 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened. The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?” Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
has 68.96 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women, work
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
has 68.87 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
has 68.87 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school, sex
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
has 68.85 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, wife, work
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
has 68.73 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dirty, gay
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