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Johny came crying. Dad: "What happened?" Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out." Dad: "That's bad, but why you are crying?" Johny: "I knew that's bad, so I pushed it back into her ass and she slapped me."
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, vulgar
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 69.34 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
A mother was arguing with her teenager and finally she reaches breaking point and blurts out, " I should swallowed you when i had the chance!"
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has 69.32 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 69.29 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 69.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 69.18 % from 752 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, sex
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
Andy and Annie are watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails you and I will heal you.” Annie has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, Andy approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin. With a frown Annie says, “Andy, he’s talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead.”
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
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