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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.
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Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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I would kick you straight in the vagina... If I wasn't afraid of losing my shoe.
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Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
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Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
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Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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