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Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom? One you go in the other you come in!
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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.
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What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
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