The best dirty jokes

Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”
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has 68.37 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, dirty
I would kick you straight in the vagina... If I wasn't afraid of losing my shoe.
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has 68.30 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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has 68.30 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, old people, sport
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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has 68.18 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, easter, sex
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, doctor, love
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, dog
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened. The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?” Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
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has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women, work
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.
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has 68.00 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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