The best dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
Vote: has 54.13 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
Vote: has 54.13 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
Vote: has 53.62 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
Vote: has 53.62 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, time
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
Vote: has 53.16 % from 82 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street. He picks it up and a genie comes out, "You are my master. You now have one wish." The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka." When the he gets home, he tells his wife to get two glasses. She asks what they'll be drinking. He tells her he can piss vodka and demonstrates for her. It was the best vodka they'd ever had. The next night the Russian guy comes home tired and tells his wife to get one glass. She asks, "Why only one glass?" "Because tonight," he says, "you should drink from the bottle."
Vote: has 53.03 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, wife
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
Vote: has 52.91 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, fish
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
Vote: has 52.81 % from 100 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed