A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus,
but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Vote:
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Dear Husband,
I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me.
Love, Dishes
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?
Coconut.... What were you thinking?
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."