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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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has 62.74 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, wife
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, viagra
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 62.39 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms. The mom walked by all the rooms. The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet. The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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