The best dirty jokes

A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 63.43 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom...
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, travel
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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has 63.10 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ugly
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