What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is awfully nervous. When the doctor comes into the examining room, he notices immediately that she's very tense. "Listen, dear. I know this must be scary for you. Do you want me to give you some thing to numb you down there?" The girl doesn't say anything, but just nods her head yes. So the doctor removes her underwear, puts his mouth in her crotch. "Numb, numb, numb, numb, numb..."
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.