The best dirty jokes

Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, vulgar, work
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, disgusting, sex
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
There was three boys called Zip, Dick and Piss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Dick jumped in the teachers chair And Piss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Dick out and Piss in the corner.
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has 61.56 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 61.46 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms. The mom walked by all the rooms. The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet. The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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