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Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty
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