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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 62.01 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
A guy walks into a bar, orders six jägermeister shots. The bartender asks him if it's a special occation? The guy answers "yes indeed, my very first blowjob". The bartender gets excited and says "Congratulations, I'll give you the seventh shot on the house". The guy answers "Nah, if six jäger shots isn't enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference".
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A young man walks into a bar and orders a Kamikaze. As soon as he is severed he slams it down. And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of Tequila. So the bat tender pours the tequila. And no sooner than he is server he slam it back and then the young man asks for a shot of Gin. The bar tender compiles with the request, and out of curiosity asks the young man are you celebrating? The young man nods, and says quietly mt first blow job. The bartender smiles and says I remember my first. The young man looks up and says so how did you get rid of that taste?
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
There was three boys called Zip, Dick and Piss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Dick jumped in the teachers chair And Piss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Dick out and Piss in the corner.
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has 61.56 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
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