The best dirty jokes

Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 62.40 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
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