The best dirty jokes

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
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has 61.60 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
There was three boys called Zip, Dick and Piss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Dick jumped in the teachers chair And Piss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Dick out and Piss in the corner.
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has 61.56 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 61.40 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
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