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Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 61.25 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
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has 61.13 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 61.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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