The best dirty jokes

Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 62.51 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 62.48 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: What did the nut say to the bolt? A: Screw me.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty
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