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Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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