The best dirty jokes

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 61.91 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.71 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, viagra
Theres this girl,she is five. She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend and she says,"you mother fucking asshole!" Just then jill, thats the little girl,interrupts them talking and blurts out, "Big Sis,what does asshole mean? The girl surprised by the question,says BOYFRIEND! Okay , so the girl runs off onto the bathroom. Jill sneaks up on her dad while he was shaving and says boo! THE dad says "Shit!" So the girl ask her dad "What does shit mean?" And he stammers "Shaving cream". So she said okay and went about her day. Jill then runs into her mom, who was in the kitchen cutting the turkey. Her mom is startled when Jill comes in, cuts her hand, and says "Fuck!". So Jill ask "What does fuck mean momma?" And scramblimg for an answer, her mom says "cutting." All of the sudden, they hear the door. Jill answers and sees her Dads boss at the door. He ask "Sweetie, do you know where you everyone is at?" And she says, "Well, my sister’s talking to her asshole, my Moms fucking the turkey and my Dads wiping the shit off his face."
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has 61.43 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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