Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.