The best dirty jokes

What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
has 60.84 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
has 60.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, religious, wife
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
has 60.67 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
has 60.67 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
has 60.47 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
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