The best dirty jokes

Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, viagra
Theres this girl,she is five. She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend and she says,"you mother fucking asshole!" Just then jill, thats the little girl,interrupts them talking and blurts out, "Big Sis,what does asshole mean? The girl surprised by the question,says BOYFRIEND! Okay , so the girl runs off onto the bathroom. Jill sneaks up on her dad while he was shaving and says boo! THE dad says "Shit!" So the girl ask her dad "What does shit mean?" And he stammers "Shaving cream". So she said okay and went about her day. Jill then runs into her mom, who was in the kitchen cutting the turkey. Her mom is startled when Jill comes in, cuts her hand, and says "Fuck!". So Jill ask "What does fuck mean momma?" And scramblimg for an answer, her mom says "cutting." All of the sudden, they hear the door. Jill answers and sees her Dads boss at the door. He ask "Sweetie, do you know where you everyone is at?" And she says, "Well, my sister’s talking to her asshole, my Moms fucking the turkey and my Dads wiping the shit off his face."
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has 61.43 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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has 61.40 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
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