What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
Hey guys.
Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
Thank me later.
What's the only thing white girls swallow?
Starbucks.
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine.
He will be my squishy."
"Let go of my boob."
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street.
He picks it up and a genie comes out, "You are my master. You now have one wish."
The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka."
When the he gets home, he tells his wife to get two glasses.
She asks what they'll be drinking.
He tells her he can piss vodka and demonstrates for her.
It was the best vodka they'd ever had.
The next night the Russian guy comes home tired and tells his wife to get one glass.
She asks, "Why only one glass?"
"Because tonight," he says, "you should drink from the bottle."
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.