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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, viagra
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
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has 61.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 61.67 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, new year
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
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