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There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
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What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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