The best dirty jokes

Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time, travel
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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has 61.15 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 61.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 60.84 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 60.80 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
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has 60.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
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