Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop?
A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
On a pair of boxers:
Caution!
Contains nuts.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common?
A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
Q: What animal has the most kids.
A: A sperm whale.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra?
A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The girl behind the counter says, “What size?”
He says, “I don’t know.”
She hold up a finger and says, “That big?”
He says, “Bigger.”
She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?”
He says, “Smaller?”
She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.”
She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”
I would kick you straight in the vagina...
If I wasn't afraid of losing my shoe.