The best dirty jokes

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
Q: Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? A: Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, wife
A guy walks into a bar, orders six jägermeister shots. The bartender asks him if it's a special occation? The guy answers "yes indeed, my very first blowjob". The bartender gets excited and says "Congratulations, I'll give you the seventh shot on the house". The guy answers "Nah, if six jäger shots isn't enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference".
has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
has 61.29 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
has 61.19 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
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