The best dirty jokes

A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, religious, wife
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 62.27 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in it if you press one button it moves forward, if you press the second button it moves faster and if you press the last button it will stop. The guy in the Benz was really impressed, so he asked the guy riding the horse if he wanted to trade the horse for the Benz, so he agreed. They did the trade and the guy riding the horse drove the Benz and went on his way but the other guy was still stuck in the traffic light trying to get the horse to move. He tried all the buttons but the horse does not seem to be moving so he called the horse owner and asked him if he can come back to show him how to move the horse. So the guy came back, he pressed all the buttons again but the horse still doesn't move. He noticed the horse's penis was up so he tells the other guy: "Ohh you forgot to release the handbrake!"
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, horse, men, technology
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison, sex
There was three boys called Zip, Dick and Piss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Dick jumped in the teachers chair And Piss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Dick out and Piss in the corner.
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has 62.17 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 62.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 62.06 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
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