The best dirty jokes

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.62 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 61.56 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in it if you press one button it moves forward, if you press the second button it moves faster and if you press the last button it will stop. The guy in the Benz was really impressed, so he asked the guy riding the horse if he wanted to trade the horse for the Benz, so he agreed. They did the trade and the guy riding the horse drove the Benz and went on his way but the other guy was still stuck in the traffic light trying to get the horse to move. He tried all the buttons but the horse does not seem to be moving so he called the horse owner and asked him if he can come back to show him how to move the horse. So the guy came back, he pressed all the buttons again but the horse still doesn't move. He noticed the horse's penis was up so he tells the other guy: "Ohh you forgot to release the handbrake!"
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, horse, men, technology
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 61.36 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 61.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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has 61.15 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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