The best dirty jokes

Q: Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? A: Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, wife
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 63.80 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
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