The best dirty jokes

Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 62.43 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
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has 62.41 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, fart
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic? Cause asshole is always in front of you.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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has 62.11 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, wife
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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