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What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
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