The best dirty jokes

Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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