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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, Valentines day
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
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has 60.67 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
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has 60.67 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, doctor, family, funeral
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
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