Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night?
A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis.
The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night?
A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and...
Two friends talk:
"Hi, what are you doing?"
"Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card."
"Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?"
"No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q?
A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates
A: Hugh Hefner.
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile.
The crocodile told him, "Please let me go.
I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay.
I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.