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Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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Dad says to his son, "Don't mast*rbate to much because you will go blind." Son say, "I'm over here?"
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Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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