The best dirty jokes

Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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has 61.25 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 61.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 61.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
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