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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 59.46 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 59.42 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Teacher: How we use the light? Pupil: To suck it? Teacher: Why do you say so? Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 59.37 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 59.21 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
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