The best dirty jokes

Teacher: How we use the light? Pupil: To suck it? Teacher: Why do you say so? Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 59.37 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 59.21 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
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