Teacher: How we use the light?
Pupil: To suck it?
Teacher: Why do you say so?
Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common?
A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?
A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women?
A: men have an antenna!
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