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Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, work
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
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has 61.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 60.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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