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The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
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has 61.62 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Mr. Smith's wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that she moves every time they wash her crotch area. The doctors think hard about this. They bring in Mr. Smith and say that they have a good idea. Perhaps if he practices oral sex with her she will wake out of the coma. Mr. Smith would do anything so he asks for some privacy. He soon rushes out saying: "I think she's choking!"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 61.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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