There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.