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Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 60.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 60.57 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 60.54 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 60.37 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 60.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
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has 60.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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