I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother."
Santa - "Send me your mother."
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer?
A: Chelsea.
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Vote:
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
Vote:
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Wallnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?
A: Chest nuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?
A: A penis in your mouth
Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him:
"Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!"
"I do not want," says the little one.
"Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful."
"I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest.
"My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow."
And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
Three policemen are sitting in a car.
Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already.
On thinks of an idea:
Guys, lets play golf.
All we need is a stick, ball and a hole.
I can arrange a stick, – one says.
I will get a ball, - adds another.
Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"