What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
A: Wet noses.
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period".
His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells".
Johnny asks what color is it.
She says it's red.
Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."