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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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