The best dirty jokes

Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date. I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
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has 61.15 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 61.00 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 60.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 60.87 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women? Bingo!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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