The best dirty jokes

Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
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has 60.84 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Mr. Smith's wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have come to realise that she moves every time they wash her crotch area. The doctors think hard about this. They bring in Mr. Smith and say that they have a good idea. Perhaps if he practices oral sex with her she will wake out of the coma. Mr. Smith would do anything so he asks for some privacy. He soon rushes out saying: "I think she's choking!"
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
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