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Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Theres this girl,she is five. She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend and she says,"you mother fucking asshole!" Just then jill, thats the little girl,interrupts them talking and blurts out, "Big Sis,what does asshole mean? The girl surprised by the question,says BOYFRIEND! Okay , so the girl runs off onto the bathroom. Jill sneaks up on her dad while he was shaving and says boo! THE dad says "Shit!" So the girl ask her dad "What does shit mean?" And he stammers "Shaving cream". So she said okay and went about her day. Jill then runs into her mom, who was in the kitchen cutting the turkey. Her mom is startled when Jill comes in, cuts her hand, and says "Fuck!". So Jill ask "What does fuck mean momma?" And scramblimg for an answer, her mom says "cutting." All of the sudden, they hear the door. Jill answers and sees her Dads boss at the door. He ask "Sweetie, do you know where you everyone is at?" And she says, "Well, my sister’s talking to her asshole, my Moms fucking the turkey and my Dads wiping the shit off his face."
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Whats the difference between Niagara and Viagra? A: Niagara Falls.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, viagra
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 59.79 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later, he finds that he has caught crabs. He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs". She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, disgusting, sex
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