How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
A: Because dad can’t keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
He's down to four butts a day.
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
Vote:
There are an older brother and a younger sister.
The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom.
The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah.
A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no.
Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes.
After a while, the parents hear a scream.
They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
He came into my room late at night.
He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left.
It was terrible.
It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
"Is it rape if it's your wife?"
"I don't think so."
"What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear?
A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration.