The best dirty jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.
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has 56.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, sex, time
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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has 56.13 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
A little old man who's hard of hearing goes to see the doctor. As he can't hear very well, he takes his wife with him. The doctor examines the man and then says, "Hmm, I think we need to take a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample." The old man turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife replies, "He said he wants your underwear."
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has 56.13 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, old people
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
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