The best dirty jokes

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 56.93 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Make choking noises...
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
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