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I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?" Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus." Patient: "What happened?" Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them." Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?" Doctor: "There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, hospital
I never drink water… fish f**k in it.
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
He came into my room late at night. He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left. It was terrible. It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street. He picks it up and a genie comes out, "You are my master. You now have one wish." The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka." When the he gets home, he tells his wife to get two glasses. She asks what they'll be drinking. He tells her he can piss vodka and demonstrates for her. It was the best vodka they'd ever had. The next night the Russian guy comes home tired and tells his wife to get one glass. She asks, "Why only one glass?" "Because tonight," he says, "you should drink from the bottle."
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
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