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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Make choking noises...
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Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: age, catholic, dirty, priest, sex
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I never drink water… fish f**k in it.
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 56.63 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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