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On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 57.31 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.18 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I never drink water… fish f**k in it.
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
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has 56.46 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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has 56.40 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music
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