The best dirty jokes

Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
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