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The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, money, women
My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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has 56.75 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 56.59 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 56.40 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
I never drink water… fish f**k in it.
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has 56.40 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
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