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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?" Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus." Patient: "What happened?" Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them." Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?" Doctor: "There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, hospital
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
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