There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.