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How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 57.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.49 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?" Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus." Patient: "What happened?" Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them." Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?" Doctor: "There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, hospital
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 57.35 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
He came into my room late at night. He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left. It was terrible. It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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