The best dirty jokes

There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 57.21 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
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