The best dirty jokes

I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 57.87 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 57.87 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.86 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Make choking noises...
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 57.75 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
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