Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name?
A: Papa Boner
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?