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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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