Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?
A: Nothing. They have never met.
How do you know when a Barbie has her period?
All your tic tacks are gone.
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean?
A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys?
Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
How do you make a snooker table laugh.
Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!"
"What medicine?"
"To get another look...!"