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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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has 55.20 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed
What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy went to an electric shop and said: "By a lot of excuse, do you mind me to buy a lamp please?" A manager said: "It isn't necessarily so much apologizes for buying a lamp." The guy said: "Sorry I wanted for installing it in WC."
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has 55.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: customer service, dirty, management
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 55.13 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, life
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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