The best dirty jokes

What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: Why did the lumber truck stop? A: To let the lumber jack off.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, life
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 54.34 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, sex, time
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