Hey guys.
Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
Thank me later.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?
A: A Tic-Tac.
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ?
In both cases you really dont want to look down !
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.