Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.