The best dirty jokes

Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.73 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kitty
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