The best dirty jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
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has 55.88 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street. He picks it up and a genie comes out, "You are my master. You now have one wish." The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka." When the he gets home, he tells his wife to get two glasses. She asks what they'll be drinking. He tells her he can piss vodka and demonstrates for her. It was the best vodka they'd ever had. The next night the Russian guy comes home tired and tells his wife to get one glass. She asks, "Why only one glass?" "Because tonight," he says, "you should drink from the bottle."
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
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