The best dirty jokes

Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kitty
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All we need is a stick, ball and a hole. I can arrange a stick, – one says. I will get a ball, - adds another. Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
A little old man who's hard of hearing goes to see the doctor. As he can't hear very well, he takes his wife with him. The doctor examines the man and then says, "Hmm, I think we need to take a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample." The old man turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife replies, "He said he wants your underwear."
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has 54.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, old people
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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has 54.62 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
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