Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Three policemen are sitting in a car.
Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already.
On thinks of an idea:
Guys, lets play golf.
All we need is a stick, ball and a hole.
I can arrange a stick, – one says.
I will get a ball, - adds another.
Guys, I’m not playing this dirty game, - says the third one.
Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex?
A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money."
The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?"
The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him.
He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her.
Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, "omg she's sick."
He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house.
He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
Hey guys.
Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
Thank me later.
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common?
A: Both take it in the rear.