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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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has 56.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music
Q: Why did the lumber truck stop? A: To let the lumber jack off.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later, he finds that he has caught crabs. He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs". She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
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