The best dirty jokes

If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
has 55.38 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty. She's not wearing any clothes.
has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kitty
On a pair of boxers: Caution! Contains nuts.
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
has 55.22 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
has 55.12 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, money, women
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