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How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, travel, women
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
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