The best dirty jokes

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
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has 55.54 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, insulting, racist, white people
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 55.44 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 55.17 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 54.76 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
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