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Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
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What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Make choking noises...
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.
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What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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